It's not a perfect metaphor.
fucking sebastian stan
everyone scrolling down their dash (via samsangel)
illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

cantpronounce:

Sherlock + Explosions: aka Mark likes to blow things up

I wonder what this says about his psyche

He’s not-so-secretly still a wannabe Bond villain sugar-high 8 year old.

he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)
every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)
nosdrinker:

virusexe:

Nicely done, m’lady

he’s in

nosdrinker:

virusexe:

Nicely done, m’lady

he’s in

littleblackmaps:

i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class

a-little-melancholy:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.


To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:
Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?
Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255. On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.
And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

“On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”I about pissed myself laughing at this.

a-little-melancholy:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.

To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:

Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?

Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.

And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”

I about pissed myself laughing at this.

raleighbecketssweater:

verysharpteeth:

beautimous:

verysharpteeth:

How Raleigh Becket Changed His Tune Once He Met Miss Mako Mori: A Short Story

"You don’t understand, I’m a complicated hero with angst and man pai- OMG SHE’S PERFECT EVERYONE GET IN THE JAEGER WE’RE GOING MONSTER HUNTING"

Oh god I never noticed how his shoulders drop in that last gif. It looks like he is literally sighing over how perfect she is.

He LITERALLY sighs at her when she walks by. NEVER have I seen a main character hero who is an extremely masculine male be SO ADORING of a woman. He has literal stars in his eyes. He’s tipsy on admiration. He looks at her like she brought Christmas and puppies and chocolate cake.

I STAN MANLY MEN WHO ARE RESPECTFUL AND EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE AND TOTAL EQUALS WITH THEIR LADY FRIENDS

Raleigh treats Mako like the capable adult that she is but he just worships her. He treats her correctly but he walks on air behind her with hearts in his eyes. Dude is crushing hard and still gets what needs to be done done.

cool-glasses-kyle:

e-boo-dum-tiss:

stunningpicture:

My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god.

lol I ran in front of the middle school band director when he was taking a long-exposure pic of the field while teching for our high school and…

I’M WATCHING.

is this attack on titan

cool-glasses-kyle:

e-boo-dum-tiss:

stunningpicture:

My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god.

lol I ran in front of the middle school band director when he was taking a long-exposure pic of the field while teching for our high school and…

I’M WATCHING.

is this attack on titan

theheartmaid:

its-tuesday-again:

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

the video that this gif

comes from

OH MY FUCKING GOD CAN I GET GIFS OF THE ENTIRE THING LIKE OMFG WE NEED MORE THAN JUST THE BEGINNING

explain how this country is supposed to maintain its national security now that he has laid waste to our intelligence agency.

dennys:

The Denny’s in Cloud City is a bit difficult to get to but it’s well worth the elevated view of the entire universe.

dennys:

The Denny’s in Cloud City is a bit difficult to get to but it’s well worth the elevated view of the entire universe.



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