It's not a perfect metaphor.

shiningartifact:

Greatest ever response to that question.

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

diaemyung:

Have a great day

clevverbot:

New makeup line for men including:

  • Guyliner
  • Manscara
  • Bruhnzer
  • Lipsdick
emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

Hey there, Athabasca Glacier! #columbiaicefields #jaspernationalpark

Hey there, Athabasca Glacier! #columbiaicefields #jaspernationalpark

Nothing but mountains and avalanche warnings for miles in the Rockies

Nothing but mountains and avalanche warnings for miles in the Rockies

Jul/24 - reblog

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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lunar-lavender:

starsrising:

scootyshabooty:

OMG LOOK AT THIS THING
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’M SEEING A HUMMINGBIRD MOTH
OH MY GOD
LOOK
IT’S
IT’S SO FUCKING HAPPY TO BE ALIVE
IT’S LIKE
“I’M A FLUFFY MOTH AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT”
HOLY SHIT
IT’S SO CUTE
OH MY GOD


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lunar-lavender:

starsrising:

scootyshabooty:

OMG LOOK AT THIS THING

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’M SEEING A HUMMINGBIRD MOTH

OH MY GOD

LOOK

IT’S

IT’S SO FUCKING HAPPY TO BE ALIVE

IT’S LIKE

“I’M A FLUFFY MOTH AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT”

HOLY SHIT

IT’S SO CUTE

OH MY GOD

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

theartofkenyadanino:

So the only reasonable way I saw fit to calm my feelings about this movie was a simple solution. DRAW ALL THE DRAGONS. Guys go see HTTYD 2, hands down it was probably the best animated film I’ve seen in a while.

arabbara:

arabbara:

THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC IS AMAZING WITH MY NEW BEETS BY DRE!

YOU GUYS KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS JOKE?!
I BOUGHT THE SEEDS FOR THE BEETS IN APRIL!!!

arabbara:

arabbara:

THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC IS AMAZING WITH MY NEW BEETS BY DRE!

YOU GUYS KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS JOKE?!

I BOUGHT THE SEEDS FOR THE BEETS IN APRIL!!!

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 



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